May 2013
105 posts
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
whores:
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
buttlid:
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
